I stole this from another journal… I thought it was good. 
ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn’t need.
GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change, and she does.
DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
Mood: BUSY but ok. 
Music: Blues Traveler – The Heart Brings You Back
4 Comments
Brent…. I…. “riggitty rizzock?”…. Um…. Thanks?
Hehe. Have a good break, foo. Don’t worry, the week without Sarah will pass by slowly and it will torture you. But just think of that moment when you get to see each other again after such a long period of deprivation…. Awwwwww…..
the lady’s outta here? time to hang with the fellas!!!
i’ve seen this before, and by far, “happiness” is my favourite part.
thanks for your comments. now I have to figure out how I’m never going to lose that wedding ring even more! 😉
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Heya Brent~
I just stuck the “non profit” title up because i’m actually not working right now, therefore i’m not getting any profit.. so i figured it made some sense..
But I did go to beauty school, and I earned my Nail Technician Lisc. I worked at a nice nice salon until August, when i quit, but i really hadnt worked since May, and before may i worked in December…
The reason why my working is so irregular is because of my back, I have scoliosis…which is curvature of the spine (thought i’d tell ya even though you probably know what it is)
I had my first surgery in december 2000, second surgery in Febuaury 2002, because first one didnt do what it was supposed to, and now i am having a third surgery on december 23rd this year… to keep correcting what seems to not be taking and fuse more vertebre, so by the end of this next surgery i will have 5 vertebre in my spine fused together.
Sorry that was such a long explaination, but these stories are just all connected, ya know
hope i didnt talk you ears off and you’ll still be back to comment
~natz