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Joke-o-the Day

This guy was in the army and as they were rationing out weapons, they ran out with him having nothing.  The general handed him a broom and said, “Son… whenever you fight, aim this and say, ‘bangity bang bang’ or if they get close ‘stabbity stab stab’ and they’ll die.”  He thought it was crazy, but sure enough it worked in battle… rows upon rows of enemies were falling dead from his broom… then there was him…. the one guy who wouldn’t fall… “Bangity bang bang!!!  Stabity stab stab!!!”  nothing… slowly the enemy approached… eyes fixated on his opponent… moving so slowly… not falling, unaffected by the broom.  As he got closer and closer, the soldier couldn’t understand why this guy wouldn’t die… Then he heard the enemy whispering…. “tankity tank tank… tankity tank tank…”

Mood:  tired… time to nap.
Music:  A screaming guitar version of “O come, O come, Emanuel”