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It’s a sad day for the world of T.V. Infomercials…. the amazing product “Super Blue Stuff” (Here) has been discontinued…   It was the miracle blue cream that could relieve all problems… pain, dry skin, cuts and scrapes, dandruff… and we added a few that seemed to fit when we heard about it…

Welcome welcome welcome…. try SUPER BLUE STUFF!  It can relieve your aches and pains, spackle your walls, act as structural support for skyscrapers, and soothe away those nasty papercuts…  It’s perfect on hotdogs, can walk YOUR dog, and even has time to listen to your problems!  Can’t find the remote?  NO PROBLEM!  Super Blue Stuff controls your T.V. set!  Watch as it records your favorite shows and then answers your phone when you aren’t available!!!  Super Blue Stuff… let’s hear a word from our founder…. “Well… I done told people… I ain’t no smart scientist… I got my degree in cow milkin from the good Lord himself… But this stuff works…”  YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST!  SUPER BLUE STUFF!  Buy some today!

The sad part is… that quote from the founder guy… actually WAS on the real infomercial… thus the reason I laughed my butt off.  But anywho, they made a replacement for it.  It’s just called “Super Blue” and they have a whole line of “Stuff” products now…. (Cat Stuff, Dog Stuff, Green Stuff… etc.)  But NOTHING will ever compare to that first infomercial with the cow milkin dude and the million uses for Super Blue Stuff…. nothing…

Mood:  Whacked out! 
Music:  Kittie – Brackish