Wow…. I just realized something… In 12 days…. I’ve had 500 hits…. …. HOLY CRAP! Xanga is growing… like a…. big…. plant… that can eat people… or…. a big…. mass of red gelatinous goo that rolls around and absorbs things…. until it can’t be stopped…. …. this …. massive…. BLOB! …. …… ……
Did you know that ever 26 seconds a woman gives birth somewhere in the world?
She must be found… and stopped…..
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If I remember correctly.. you need to find some freezing fire extinguishers and cook the blob… I mean freeze…to… death…like a weird..anti…fire… thing. Yeah
I’m sorry, I’m retarted
… then we could drop it in the ocean….. hmmm… you may be on to something….
Did you know that in the movie “8 Mile” the F bomb is dropped every 30 seconds?
Another startling fact is that every hour in the United States, 100 girls get pregnant, and 40% of them are age 17 or younger…. ehh…. that’s sad…
Over 70% of all statistics are made up..About 5 out of 6 people know that, do you?
lol, you guys crack me up, especially the whole “she must be found… and stopped….” thats great
Miss Libby’s car…is GREEN
Billy…likes to drink soda…
The 8 Mile one is true.. Ask Ritter, she took the initiative to count it!
Did ya know that 1 out of every Tim Dugan that lives in Oregon, OH thinks about stuff sometimes? Me neither! 🙂
It’s actually not a massive blob i figured it out, to be politicly correct its name is…….. TROGDOR!!!! and his famouse quote is -BURNINATION!!!!, yeah ok im going to bed now…