So uhh… my sister’s bird just pooped on my head…. that was disgusting. I had JUST taken a shower about 20 min. prior and then kablam… poop on the head. Stupid bird… And I even liked it for awhile…. So I just got done washing my hair (which thankfully isn’t much since I just cut it an hour ago, thus the “just showered” thing). And I’m working on fixing my palm pilot and restoring my computer to the state of “Complete” again… I formatted it last week and am still re-installing… ALWAYS a pain. So now I am off to the land of software and games.
Sincerely,
Poophead
Mood: Not bad considering what just happened…. 
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now what did i tell you before i left last night. “brent, that bird is gonna poop on you” …but you didn’t listen. nooooooooo, you had to go and put the thing on your head… tsk tsk… never doubt the word of your woman… never doubt it….
I babysat my cousin’s bird once… he shimmied up to my shoulder and crunched my earring. Not kewl, bird. But better than getting whitewashed. LoL!!
hahhahahahhahaa.. that happened to some one in my orientation group on the first day of college .. ha.. poor brent!
~NaTz
Ha ha, one time a bird pooped on my cousin John’s head when we was like 3. I didn’t know it but he started crying and was really upset. So about 10 minutes later his dad told me what had happened and I started laughing REALLY loud..and then he started crying again.
… HAHAHA…. at least I was within 10 feet of a bathroom to wash my hair! (and the fact that my hair is 1/2 inch long helps a lot too…)
its a sad world we live in when a bird poops on your head and you cant poop on it back…
… …. why not?
Because then we’d be no better than the monkeys…
The horrible, terrible… delicious monkeys