POOTIE!!! WHY YA BREAK MY HEART?!?!
Now obviously on a campus of 18,000+ students one is bound to see some strange people… but man, Sarah and I ran into a stereotype so thick that it was even made fun of in a movie made by Chris Rock. Yes… We met Biggy Shorty from Pootie Tang.
Yeah, do ya see the lady in the back left with the pink hair? Yeah… That’s Biggy Shorty.
“Her parties are so hard to get into that “Air” ain’t even invited… Air’s outside knockin on the door going… “Let me in, I’m Air…” and they’re like, “Sorry… You ain’t invited…”
Anywho, Biggy Shorty is played by Wanda Sykes. Some of you may recognize Wanda from a few commercials awhile back about her having her own show coming up on some network… I think Fox… But either it hasn’t happened yet, or it won’t happed because they realized it’d bomb… Sa
y hi to Wanda…
So beyond that, her character is one that stands on street corners dressed all funky listening to her cd player with headphones and dancing oddly to a beat no one hears but her… Yeah… moving on.
Sarah and I were leaving lunch and we walk up the cement ramp thing to the sidewalk and are immediately behind this girl who has on headphones attached to her CD player, and is waving her arms up in the air to the beat. She’s got this smile on her face like she just knows a secret that know one can hear and I’m thinking… “ok…” But then she starts spouting out loud rhetoric off of whatever she’s listening to like a poet in a coffee house… “DENTILATED…. TO SPEAK WITH PASSION…” At this point I’m trying to not die laughing. She’s on a sidewalk where a hundred people pass ever few minutes and she’s just grooving out loud oblivious to the world… Man… that was funny!
All hail Pootie… Too cool for words…
Then last night (Friday night) I worked the desk again… and guess who came in all bloody and beat up? Remember that guy from the picture Scoot drew me that I posted on September 4th? Yeah… He was back and was all busted up again… With the same girl by his side… Man, why do chicks stay with losers? Drunken, ill-tempered, fighting losers at that… ::sigh:: The world may never know… If you females have any input here, I’d love to hear it! Even if it isn’t an explanation, but can shed some light on this subject; such as, “The girls are losers too…”
Ok… must go eat lunch with Sarah and her roommate… then go to CedarCreek for the night. Peace out, hamhock… homefri…. RAMROD?
Mood: Gellin… like a fellon… 
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Perhaps why girls stay with guys is because they think they actually have value if that on guy likes her. It’s sad, but in today’s society, for most girls, their self esteem is so low that it could be the most disgusting man on the planet, but if he shows her attention, she will take it. If only all those girls knew about the love God has for them…about how they don’t have to go searching for love in all the wrong places. It really makes our job as Christians seem all that more important!
Seppa-Town!
Nice work listening to Rancid by the way… man it’s been a while since I threw that one out.
Pootie Tang good! Pootie Tang good!
about the girls- going along with what sarah said. still need to see that movie… actually wanda syke’s show was on tv last season and the one time i saw it, it was pretty funny so i guess they aired it at least once later
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Hey!! Thats my mom you’re talking about!!
“Yeah… He was back and was all busted up again… With the same girl by his side… Man, why do chicks stay with losers?“
Why does God stay with any of us? That might be a better question and put things into their proper context. We don’t always have all the details and while we can speculate and point fingers, it all comes down to us being made in His image and likeness, with a certain socialness that draws us to others (sometimes in spite of what they do to us, or because we have conditioned ourselves in those specific social encounters).
Uhhhh……. no. No we don’t.