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Going to the chapel… and we’re…

Today is the day for Micah Saywer and Kelly Jankowski.  She gets a new last name and he finally gets some…   Actually, it’s really cool for them.  They’ve been dating for almost 8 years and are still virgins.  Both of them are out of college and are finally tying that perverbial knot.  Woot!

So anyway, last night at about 3am 450 residents had to crawl out of bed and stagger down the stairs to go stand in the 45 degree night because of a few idiots.  Yes, these few dumb guys actually were doing a beer bong underneath the smoke detector in their room… and they sprayed beer mist into the detecter.

So the building dumps, police arrive, I tell them where the alarm sounded from and they go to check it out.  They arrive and the room is empty and locked so they key-in and find alcohol and liquor bottles everywhere… and a beer bong lying on the floor under the smoke detector.  We finally get the alarm to reset 23 minutes later and the police waited in the room for the residents and their guests.  They arrive.  Two of the guests don’t go to BGSU, are underage, and lie to the police about their personal information.  They get arrested on felony charges for lying to the police.  The residents of the room are going to go through the school’s alcohol violation program… 2 strikes and you’re outta here, and they just whiffed a big one.  Now they have to explain their actions to the Hall Directors as to why they woke up 450 people friday night… Smooth guys… real smooth…

Earlier that night though, Sarah and I spent 4 hours at Target (pronounced Tar-Jay for all you “uncultured” people) and registered for wedding gifts… They give you a gun to go scan things… I totally registered for tools… and a roll of duct tape… …. … and 2 3Musketeers bars…. …. ….

Mood:  Happy for Micah and Kelly!!!