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New dumb moves of the night… by one of Offenhauer’s own…

When you’re underage, and you have 6 shot glasses and 4 beers on a table in your room… a table that you stole from the lounge… and the RAs are in the hallway…. DON’T STAND THERE HOLDING YOUR DOOR OPEN!

When we ask about it and we confront you, don’t dump the 20 other beer cans on the floor from your bookbag that we didn’t know existed…

When you are gathering the alcohol to destroy… don’t throw back the final shot glass in front of us and then tell us that you were “getting rid” of it…

And finally…

When you are emptying the beer down the sink… don’t beg us to let you at least have “just one sip” for yourself…

One other fun quote of the day by a resident…

(Said by a girl walking with 4 other girls as she lights up a cigarette)  “Man… I just burped up Tequila”  (I was concerned she’d explode shortly after lighting up…  )

Mood:  GOOD!
Music:  Evanescence – Bring Me To Life