Yes, I’m still alive!
So I know I’ve been on a Xanga vacation lately… I don’t know when it’ll end… I’ve been uber-busy with other life projects and games. Anyway, I got a great joke in my email today… I don’t know if it was a true story or not… but I was laughing either way! Enjoy:
A visiting minister at the start of the offertory prayer:
“Dear Lord,” he began with arms extended and a rapturous look on his
upturned face, “without you we are but dust…”
He would have continued, but at that moment one very obedient little
girl of about 5 yrs. (who was listening MOST carefully) leaned over to
her mother and asked quite audibly in her shrill little girl voice,
“Mommy, what is butt dust?”
Church was pretty much over at that point…even AFTER the laughter
died down.
6 Comments
Beautiful.
Luke
I’ve heard that before. Man, that Flaming Lips song is really awesome.
Speaking of awesome, how do you make your site look so good? I’ve never been able to figure out how to make my backgrounds fit the whole back screen without repeating somewhere.
You’re on my protected list now.
lol!
Butt dust! 
That’s funnay!
When my sister was a little girl the pastor asked the congregation what hymm they should sing. My sister shouted, “Let’s do the fuckity chicken”… That’s how she said the funky chicken.
My mom just about died of embarrassment while everyone else about peed themselves laughing. 
hey sexy tonight at the wedding was fun. ok so yesterday since it is 2 in the morning.
tom
post you sexy beast you
May? That’s lame. Get with the program here P.
Luke