Yeti / Penguin…. Explained.


The original Version: Yeti Sports: Can download it, play it online, enter your name, register your high score, among other things. Here’s the main site. Even has desktop wallpaper.Goes a little above 320.

Slightly Modified Version: Penguin goes far, but not that far–about 539.5. Still within the “realistic” zone.

The “Parphenos” Version:
 Couldn’t find a working link for it, but it goes over 1000. Modifier uses a bit more creativity by adding more signposts.

Absurdly Far Version:
Again, no working link, but whacks go well into the 3000 range. The only version in which it’s apparently better to hit a nose dive than a skid.

“Rocket Up the Arse” Version: Apparently it’s what Whack the Penguin would be like on the moon. Hits take about 2 minutes each and run around the 8,000 range.

The Blood and Guts and Landmines Version:
 It’s definitely the version not to play if you have a weak stomach. The Yeti now has a massive club, which shreds the penguins into small bits. But the head flies on! And if you land on a landmine, the head goes even farther.


Yeti sports also released a new game where the yeti throws a snowball at a penguin that was flipped in the air by an orca…. the penguin then flies into a target on the wall head first and sticks there.  Check it out here.

7 Comments

  • outofthefire says:

    So evidently you found the same website I did documenting all the different versions. Not surprising, since it’s one of the first links from a Google search.

  • Very amusing game.  I just listened to that cd the other day while driving home from N.C. – older BNL is much better than the newer in my opinion.

    And the guy with the “thought bubble” looks an awful lot like Russel Crowe…

  • milkboy31 says:

    heh heh…. that guy with the thought bubble is me….. and I’ve been told that before oddly enough…. that I looked like russle crow in Gladiator…. But I think it’s a rarity…. I don’t always resemble anything remotely close to him… but every once in awhile, I pull off some look that reminds people of him.

  • Anonymous says:

    SWEET!! This is fun!

  • Anonymous says:

    I could only get the penguins to 680.3 or something….this is very cool!!

  • Anonymous says:

    I’ll give you the list tomorrow!

  • Hey Brent, because I’ll never remember to tell you later… I use Quark Express 6.0. Oh and “It’ll take more than deadly, deadly bees to scare us.”

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