Author Archives: Brent Pirolli

Weather in Bowling Green today… Steady winds of 31mph with gusts of 40… YEE HA… welcome to the suck, hold on tight! Mood:  Frozen! Music:  Eurythmics – Sweet Dreams

So I got a parking ticket today… 25 bucks… BUT here’s the best part… I got a ticket for parking in Lot 8 without a special permit.  I have a special permit.  I’ve always had a special permit… In fact, not only do I have a permit, but in order for the parking officer to […]

Despite the cancelling of Super Blue Stuff… I’ve found a new product which intrigues me  (WINDEX!)… I’d like to thank the movie, “My Big Fat Greek Wedding” for this one… my lord… what a funny movie…   Check it out here, if you’ve never seen it… or heck… if you have… check it out still… […]

It’s a sad day for the world of T.V. Infomercials…. the amazing product “Super Blue Stuff” (Here) has been discontinued…   It was the miracle blue cream that could relieve all problems… pain, dry skin, cuts and scrapes, dandruff… and we added a few that seemed to fit when we heard about it… Welcome welcome […]

New dumb moves of the night… by one of Offenhauer’s own… When you’re underage, and you have 6 shot glasses and 4 beers on a table in your room… a table that you stole from the lounge… and the RAs are in the hallway…. DON’T STAND THERE HOLDING YOUR DOOR OPEN! When we ask about it […]

::sigh::  I realized today that a lot of the friends I had last year really don’t give a rip about my life anymore…. Nothing personal… I just realized that we are now simply getting to be aquaintances instead of friends… I no longer get to hang out with them… I no longer get to hear […]

I finally retired my old wallet… I feel so …. dirty… like I just shunned a member of my family or something.  I had this old nasty brown leather… dry rotted… worn out… flaking…. smells like a cow…. wallet.  And I just bought a new one tonight.  My old one was with me for a […]

I had a really rough night on duty Friday night… so it’s 4am Saturday morning and I’m about to go sleep… But before I retire for the night… hopefully… I want to share a few tidbits of info I’ve picked up over the last semester.  Enjoy!  It takes a special kind of stupid to be […]

Today’s weather…. COLD!  IT’S SO COLD!  DON’T GO OUTSIDE, YOU’LL DIE ON CONTACT!!!  Actually, the weather report wasn’t quite that dramatic (although once I heard the college station do a report like that and I laughed my butt off….), but it’s really cold out! It’s 14 degrees with a wind chill that makes it 0 […]

Well… news-o-the-hour.  We’ve hired ONE new RA so far and he starts tomorrow!  YAY FOR THAT!  Granted it’ll be a couple of days before he’s up to speed and working… but he moves in tomorrow.  His name is Nick.  SO, we only need 4 more and life is good. I just bought a digital camera… […]