Anger Management Ya know…. when servers go down…. ….. ….. PEOPLE DIE! No wait… … I can’t say that … let’s try that again. Ya know…. when servers go down… …. ……. Brent’s sleep schedule gets shortened , stress level elevated , and sense of humor dies….. Grrr… Freakin technology …. I’m going to be […]
New Smilies! Coming Soon to everyone… (the 8th) They’re only in Beta Testing right now… Do you KNOW how long I’ve waited for an Angry face?!?!?! This is GREAT!
WRONG FRICKIN NUMBER! Have you ever gotten a phone call from someone that you didn’t know… and it was a wrong number? Ok… now imagine that happening 15 times a month… from the SAME GUY! A guy who thinks that despite my voicemail saying, “Hey, you’ve reached Brent Pirolli and I’m not available…” that his […]
Going to the chapel… and we’re… Today is the day for Micah Saywer and Kelly Jankowski. She gets a new last name and he finally gets some… Actually, it’s really cool for them. They’ve been dating for almost 8 years and are still virgins. Both of them are out of college and are finally […]
Longing… I need words,As wide as sky.I need a language large as,This longing inside.And I need a voice,Bigger than mine.And I need a song to sing You,That I’ve yet to find.I need You oh, I need You.I need You oh, I need You. To be here now, to be here now…To hear me now, to […]
Site to See So if you haven’t seen “Stealth Disco” yet… You’re missing out. Stealth Disco was a concept created by an advertising firm. They had a lot of hours to work and had to keep motivated, so they’d play pranks on each other. One of the ways you knew you’d been welcomed into the […]
It’s The End Of The World As We Know It If you don’t read all of my SIR… then You’ll be kinda surprised by this entry… but if you DO read my sites, then you’ll know where this is coming from. One of the sites I read with somewhat regularity is a woman who resides […]
Close Only Counts In Hand Grenades And Horseshoes… BG played Ohio State today in football… Yes… The National Champions faced little old BGSU… and WE GAVE THEM A RUN FOR THEIR MONEY BABY! WOOT! Final = 24-17 OSU The last 1:30 was all BGSU’s to try and score that final touchdown to tie the game… […]
All This For A King (O Praise Him) So back in May 2003 I asked my (now) fiance Sarah to become my wife. After much convincing, a few drinks, 50 bucks, and many many many sessions of begging, she caved… or something… At least that’s what I thought it’d take… ANYWAY, shortly after that […]
POOTIE!!! WHY YA BREAK MY HEART?!?! Now obviously on a campus of 18,000+ students one is bound to see some strange people… but man, Sarah and I ran into a stereotype so thick that it was even made fun of in a movie made by Chris Rock. Yes… We met Biggy Shorty from Pootie Tang. […]